The only Lackey I am remotely qualified to comment on these days is John. (His contract's too long and he's going to say something to Francona that he'll regret later, but I'm not complaining. He's not Matsuzaka, which is the important thing. Anyway.) Although that's now giving me a slightly hilarious crackfic AU RPF idea...would retired players be Companions?

I'm reading a book about the weapons left over after the breakup of the Soviet Union. What's fluffy? I forgot.