I don't think my copy of VF has the see-though bikini: my cover's got a blond, short haired woman with a rifle wearing a fishbowl spacesuit helmet, scanty top, open yellowish vest and shorts posed against a distant nighttime cityscape. I've seen more embarrassing covers (the DAW '70's cover for Tanith Lee's The Birthgrave (http://pc1.klmsz.sulinet.hu/gabo/daw/DAW24/DW463_X.JPG) comes immediately to mind), but my VF cover is just ugly.

I'm stressing about my resume because I have no idea how to fill it up to a page! *S* I suspect 15 pt font and digging out some academic awards may be in order. Also, I probably need to print out the extremely rough draft and throw myself on the mercy of the campus career center. After I've done that, I'd really appreciate it if you did look at my resume, thanks.