You Are Not Your Perfect IKEA Bookcase Set

One of my local Borders locations is closing! It's sobering to see the
store go the way of a nearby Starbucks I do not miss at all, but the
"EVERYTHING 20% OFF" sign is tempting me to spend like it's payday.
Which, wait, it is. I am comparison shopping to quell any impulse
toward reckless spending: 20% is not that much of a discount,
and I still need snow boots. Also, Christmas. Everyone's getting coal
and a stove to burn it in. It'll be cheaper than your oil heating
bill.