Amusement for Others

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Last night I posted exhausted, and tonight I am posting tipsy, because that's how I roll. The coconut rum, a threat to all right-drinking house members, has been vanquished! There's an unfortunate quantity of gross not-Bailey's left. I'm tempted to try bartering it on Craigslist, when I'm sober. "Best trade gets it! Hint: I like cookies, money and butterscotch schnapps."